Russian Gerel (22) escort Three Kings

Quester

The experience is totally rote so even though I'm reviewing multiple girls, a one-size-fits-all review suffices. You go in. You pay. You do the business. No girl I've met has been able to speak more than two words of English so you just disrobe and lie on the bed. You then get 20 minutes of massage. This has varied between the quite good and the pretty average. To be fair, I haven't had an awful massage; most of the girls know what they're doing and the truth is, the massage is about the only really useful thing that happens. If you have any back issues or post-gym tenseness you might find the massage worthwhile (though you wouldn't pay £70 for it and it's not why you're there.)After that, it's protected oral and sex with, as noted, a not very attractive woman who 75% of the time doesn't kiss and the 25% of the time she does, tastes like a Gerel takeaway. During the sex, she'll use her two words of English repeatedly..."ho, you got big cock." Which, as it happens, I don't. I'm not sure if this saying is designed to flatter me (it doesn't) or give her some English practice as a distraction while she's working but either way, it gets pretty annoying on the third time of saying.Summary: If you're within a mile of the place, absolutely desperate to unload, have £70 spare that you can find no other use for and don't mind wasting, and you're prepared to set your standards low then there are worse things in the world than banging a very plain, middle-aged, Gerel lady who you don't find very attractive. But not many. I would not drive more than a mile out of my way for this place and I would not go if there was a half-decent alternative option within an hour. Sadly, with the exception of extreme circumstances, give it a miss.

Sifakis

Call J and easy set upI went up and she opened the door. We went for dfk and groping. Then we stop to catch up.

Indira

Very friendly and playful girl. Talked about this and that (mainly how she was up all night partying...) before getting down to it. Covered BJ. Didn't mind this but the site states OWO. Sex in a few positions and had to slow down a few times to stop myself from cumming in her tight pussy. 25 minute in to the appointment, I came with her riding me vigorously. Cleaned up and chatted for 5 minutes before suggesting that we go again. 'I don't fuck twice in an hour' was the reply. I laughed but she certainly wasn't joking. Told me I should pay for a £300 an hour girl if I want to fuck more than once...I've seen (but not reviewed) enough girls in the £150 bracket to know that I can reasonably expect to be engaging in sexual activity of one kind or another throughout the time I've paid for especially if GFE is the advertised service.She didn't necessarily move to kick me out but proceeded to look at Instagram pics on her phone and tell me how tired she was from last night's partying.What a shame. Should've stuck to paying £70 for 30 mins at divine.