Teen Sara Kristina (27) escort Blockhouse Bay

Causalities

I called her with no response so I texted the next day telling her that I was RS2K verified and got an immediate return text. We set up a 15 min appointment for that evening. I arrived at the building, parked and called her as instructed. She came outside of her apartment and waved me up. An average looking woman with nice long hair and a big set of natural boobs. This I love. Went inside, hit the bedroom and started quickly as I opted for the 15 minute test drive (her language, not mine, LOL). She also advertises pay before you pump so I laid down the donation. Clothes flew off and...

Fuertes

Usual parlour routine. Massage OK. OW was OK. Decided to go for breast relief with extra oil which was enjoyable. Really run of the mill stuff. If I had more time I would probably look for something better or different in Birmingham.No complaints, just nowt special.

Comicality

Was running behind texted her and she was accommodating. Got to hotel she looks good. The pictures are her. Good time. Would recommend.

Etrigan

Saw Sara Kristina on BP. She looked OK so I gave her a call. Easy to set up time. Met her at decent but not upscale hotel. She delivered. I will likely not repeat. YMMV.

Habacuc

Her pictures are the website of another place where she works as Simone they do her far too much justice! Much water has passed under this particular bridge since they were taken, as that was not so long ago, one can only assume the water was not that pure! My biggest regret is that I gave this lady a second try, thinking perhaps I had caught her on a bad day. Let me assure you, every day is a bad day with this lady.The maid was busy so she met me at the door and was on the phone to another punter giving details. Ok smile and she looked great, all boobs and bum very sexy. Unfortunately that was to be the highlight of our time together. After a good 10 to 15 minute wait in the room she arrived looking pissed off to say the least. Tried to start a chat but it was obvious that was not on the cards. Crap massage with the odd tickle of the old fellow, poorly executed at best. Rubbed her saggy tits up and down my back a few times while looking at the wall, how she managed not to make this sexy I dont know, but she did.turn over then which I did, what do you want I asked for OWO and reverse oral. I was told EACH! Clearly the credit crunch has not hit this girl, as I was already in two minds about licking what I suspected may not have been the sweetest tasting pussy I have ever sampled, the thought of paying an extra 15 beer tokens to do so was not going to happen. The only reason I agreed to OWO was I thought it was my only chance of getting the required hard-on and getting out.Deep throat this was not, just the end in her mouth and a clear nervousness that I was about to shoot at any time meant the lack of enthusiasm was barely hidden. When I felt hard enough for the condom I suggested we move to sex. She climbed on top and I have to say I think she deliberately tried to hurt me. She leaned on my chest so hard I had to concede and ask to change positions. Now Im a well built guy and she is quite slight so to exert so much pressure as to actually hurt must be deliberate, if not subconscious.Moved to doggy where I could have literally been shagging the pillow and got more response. Now I know Im no sex God but two things strike me here, one Im paying for this and expect a decent service, second, it takes two to make it work. My last escort encounter resulted in the lady I was with climaxing 4 times and me once in the hour, so Im not that bad to shag Obvious nothing was going to happen this way either so I asked to be finished by hand. If possible this was worse than the blow job, I watched the porn over her shoulder and thought hard about just doing it myself. The only reason I didnt in the end was bloody mindedness about at least getting something for my money from her. Had a squeeze of her tits to add to the effect of the porn, they felt far worse than they looked! And with all my concentration I squeezed out a few drops. She lessened her grip to barely touching as I came so as not to get any on her hands, which made the how thing very unsatisfying.Dressed and did my best to be polite, she actually became a little chattier after and I can only assume she hates what she does, in which case stop! This meeting did not actually take place a Bagillt but the place of our meeting is on the restricted list. She did mention to me she worked at Bagilt as Sara Kristina, I met her as Simone. This was the only positive to the encounter as I have been thinking about going to see her there as she is being advertised as a fit young blonde and I would have been sorely pissed off bumping into her again.With the exception of being clipped once in Soho this is my worst punting experience ever. Obviously wont be seeing her again, my advice is avoid Tuesday and go see Jessica on Wednesday. My concern now is after such a damming report is I bump into her again under another name at one of my other regular haunts!